The past v/s the present.

Past:
Did you see the sky last night? Did u see how beautiful it was?

Present:
Did u see the traffic jam last night? How long were u in it?
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Past:
4 people get together to play scrabble on the living room hall.

Present:
4 people sign onto the Internet to play scrabble online.
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Past:
people actually laughed.

Present:
LOL.
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Past:
Its cold. Wanna share my blanket?

present:
SO BLADDY HOT LAH. shoo.
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Past:
hmm. wanna go hiking?

Present:
hmm. wanna go watch movie?
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Past:
Ice cream! 50 cents!

Present:
Ice cream! 10 dollars. -______-
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Past:
How are you today?

Present:
ehh bosss!!!! U ah... How u is doing today ah?
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Past:
PHD: Doctor of Philosophy

Present:
PHD = Retard.
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Past:
*Silence*

Present:
*Silence*
~~half a second later~~
*somebody's cell phone goes off.*
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Past:
The beach! Lets go swimming!

Present:
The beach! OMG whats that? It looks like diapers floating in the water... -____- where is the swimming pool?