Chuck Norris Facts.

Thanks to Soony who got me addicted to this nonsense.
Seems that this was actually created for Vin diesel but the chuck Norris version got more popular.

We shall enter the world of CHUCK NORRIS!!!

• Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
• There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
• Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
• A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
• Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19Th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

more Chuck Norris Facts Right here.

P.s

1. go to google.com
2. type in "google chuck norris".
3. hit the I'm Feeling lucky button
4. SEE WHAPPENS!!!!

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